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i had a stupid idea today...called e FSDU. it's e current one with e F in front to denote: forced.
it's an amazing unconventional idea tt can work given e soft power of our unique political situation combined with possible hard power of legitimate state violence in e cases of e police, military and possibly even ISA. LOL. applying my concepts k.
generally...all graduates are members as per normal. but each member must go for 5 events per yr at least. failure to comply will result in a $1000 fine per event short. this money can go towards funding the events so state subsidy can be reduced (muahahahhaa). but of coz...as with most laws...there must be an exemption clause for e ppl in power to exempt themselves on a case-by-case basis.
anyway...each event must be made as horrible as possible. such that they are all torturous experiences. u either torture urself there/torture ur pocket with e fine. hence...in future...rather than e alleged practicality with which singaporeans view marriage e.g. 'i think it's time we buy a HDB'....e new way to propose it 'would u like to stop coming for FSDU events?'
of coz...it will be hoped that e girl nods and there will be a hug before the curtain drops. =D