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muahahahaha..have to blog abt my wonderful bfrenders bbq.
basically only 6 of us turned up...but it's certainly e best bbq i've ever had. no alcohol, little ppl,
it was raining. but e best. =D. coz it's e company tt matters mahz. me and qi were supposed
to get e misc items and i needed to do my gaw-board. so early in e day at like 11, i got my
butt down to clementi and bought tons of stuff (3 mounting boards, 4kg charcoal and misc items)
and i was carrying zm's stuff from my bday bbq i.e. water dispenser...and i had a basin too..
but none of us knew to whom it belonged. anyway....so me and qi lugged e things to her house
and we worked on e boards...really grateful to have a fren like qi who goes thru thick and thin
and cca with me..LOL. then luke funny lahz...me and qi started at 12..at 2 he called and told me
he uploaded kris's info on e yahoo grp. almost killed him. but it's.............too late. LOL.
then after we finished...me and qi packed up and went to far east buy shoes. yes, we went with
our charcoal, huge mounting boards and zm's water dispenser and unknown person's basin and
misc items. LOL. we lugged e things all over and my arm's aching now..LOL. but can feel e
muscle manz. then we reach zm's house busstop and waiting for L...so happy tt she can come.
coz her willingness to participate means tt she really does see me as a fren and nor a within-centre-liability which is wat plagues most of e other bfrenders. anyway then L came..late
as usu..LOL..then we had to walk up e hill to zm's place....uphill manz. with me carrying
charcoal...muahahahha. yes, i am a strong gal!!
okie...tt done, we reached to see luke and robs...and robz was complaining (just as me and luke
had predicted) tt there are so lil ppl. LOL. and it was raining! and zm wasn't home from his hol
work yet. so damn. LOL! and smart me got charcoal and fire starters but........no lighter. like oh
wow..time to rub some stones tgt. so given e nice, act cute person i am...i went to e residents there
at e pool and playrm area asking for lighters. then robz so nice lahz...he said i got SPG potential.
zzzzzz..LOL. and luke had to agree...they decided tt i need sunglasses. k ahz! anyway no one had
any lighter. so me, luke, robz went house to house asking. not tt bad, first house no one ans e
door...second one there was this auntie in a red sleeping dress which was kinda short. then robz
asked for a lighter and she gave us one and said dunnit to return. then i went back and spread
e rumour (actually only to qi and L..since there were no other ppl) tt robz flirted with e auntie and
earned a lighter. and robz started calling e lighter his ding qing xing wu (pledge of love). it was
damn funny.
anyway...so we started e fire and pulled 3 chairs....luke was standing up cooking, qi, robz and L sat
in e chair...i sat on e arms of two chairs i.e. qi's and robz..luke....just kept cooking..LOL!!!! such
bullies we are. then qi was damn hungry..she only had once slice of bread e whole day before e bbq
and she was like dying. she even asked me while we were at e bus stop if there was food at e bus
stop...think she's so hungry she's lost all sense of reality. then we just talk alot of rubbish tt night.
list of funnies/rubbish/misc:
robz e himbo and his adventure with lighter woman in mini dress
me e bimbo (been arguing tt i'm not dumb since mon) and SPG (latest argument)
luke e master chef who really cooks damn well. really. not sarca here.
robz e over-cook(ed)...he just throw alot of margarine on e food...margarine gets into e flames
and viola...gigantic fire. luke's shirt almost got burnt. dangerous cook. and we finished e tub of
margarine. just 6 of us. one tub of margarine.
zm e pyramid cook. he made a fishball pyramid and firestarter pyramid. then coz zm cooked with
robz...we ended up with a black fishball pyramid. yes...e fishballs all turned black. totally black at
least on one side..zzz.
me, robz, zm e dog poisoners...we went and threw e black fishballs into e bungalow below..LOL!!!!
for every ball we threw, e dog barked once. like one bark. silence *bark* silence. damn funny.
then i wanted to go sit on e chair..but it's wet...so i started wipng e water off e chair..then robz
came...e himbo asked me to sit down on e chair lahz then i said it's wet..later my butt wet. then!
tt himbo said 'i wipe for u lorz' LOL!!! then since all of us were under e same umbrella, everyone
went 'ah?!!' then he said 'nono..i mean i wipe e chair for u'. after we sat...coz i sat comfortably
into e chair and my butt soaked up all e water, robz asked if i can use my butt to soak up all
e water in his chair too. then i came up with a new philosophy: 'own chair wet, use own butt to dry.
own butt wet, ownself dry.' such wisdom~ *meditates*
luke e evil. luke told us to peel e prawns. so me, L and robz went peel...then zm and qi came to
see once in a while also. L and robz always peel prawns then they were commenting tt e head
damn hard to come off...obviously i dunno abt tt...coz i nvr peel prawns de. after i made a pile
of peeled prawns, i quickly snapped e head off one of them and put it on e styrofoam box..
then. e head jumped!! and i found myself holding e body. of e now dead-head-jumping-prawn.
i dropped e body at the end of e head (to connect it back??) and e body jumped!!!! i almost
cried. damn sad and damn scary. i'm e last image e dying prawn saw. i needed counselling. but
yx, kai and jaz e SW majors are all on hol and sock ling nvr go. LOL!!
L e crazy...she defrosted e rest of the prawns added water. when she pokes them, they start
swimming..and she wanted to put one into e swimming pool. luke being e boring him said no. me
and zm being e crazy ppl said yes..LOL. but we didn't lahz..luke so fierce. L kept playing with e
prawns though..damn cute.
at e end..we had alot of fire starters left...so zm made a firestarter pyramid...with with 8 starters
then we had a lighting ceremony...and watched them burn..LOL!!! L made an L and we burnt it too!
was damn nice...=) then we whacked e fire with satay sticks and there were fireworks. so pretty.
then L burnt satay sticks too..and zm damn funny. he told L 'u can play fire outside..but not at hm
k??' it's like some moral statement after his own arson. damn funny.
robz decided tt he shld change his weakness...coz on mon luke told him tt his weakness is tt he
likes to tease ppl esp kel whom he calls man shao (dun ask me wat it means..i dunno). so he tried
to redeem himself on wed by praising me and L. LOL. and he says L very pretty...aik!! then i told
him he can use e line tt we came up with during our training activity...'xiao mei mei, are u
attached?' and he actually said tt i am pretty and smart...wth..LOL. but i still think he goes for
older women..LOL!! and his lighter qingren. and he also volunteered to help me carry my mounting
boards lahz...sudden decision to be nice..and he volunteered to help luke cook (though we rather
he didnt') anyway, e change will take some getting use to. sockL laughs at all my jokes even e
lamest ones. tt's a feat tt robz prob can nvr master..LOL!! e social-worker niceness is an elusive art.
then we all left e condo along with zm who walked us out. yes, down e hill and he will climb up
again. then luke and robz said their gdbyes..i almost forgot my mounting boards..then robz ask
'u dun want le ahz??' then zm took them for me..LOL. guys who volunteer very nice one..they
volunteer to cook, carry things, do everything while e rest of us gals slack..LOL. and robz
violated his SW niceness by teasing me and zm asking me to be careful of him...zzz..told u it's
an elusive art..by e next time i see robz...i bet he will be suaning everyone again. anyway then qi
went off...then i decided to take e same bus with L..for one stop. LOL. coz i got off at far east.
as usual, e wise qi who has achieved nirvana makes herself inconspicous...LOL! din do anything
too different/big/funny for e whole night. special skill tt she only violates when she's drunk..LOL
think tt's abt it folks..LOL. it was truly fun coz everyone knew each other well, no awkward silences.
crazy ppl. =). kinda glad tt in e end we din try to make e numbers by inviting all our own frens.
actually we failed to convince e others..LOL!! been a great mon and wed with this bunch. esp qi and
robz and luke who were ard both days. and sianz..i'm seeing luke 7 days in a row..today is day 4.
seeing him later~ zzzz
LOL! no lahz..luke..if u are reading this...dun worry abt all ur tots abt u feeling left out in grps, no
one cares abt wat u say...we bfrenders care mahz. we'll listen to u~ next time just tell me tt e
prawns are alive before u tell me to peel them. zzz.